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by Cilantro Che Guevara

I’ve really been in the Halloween spirit this year, so I decided to find some other spooky gay porn sex things. #SpookyGay is totes a thing, and a thing I am proud is coming more and more into existence. I think it works so well is because a lot of people out there are scared of homosexuality even when homosexuals aren’t wearing any goth makeup! So when they are, it’s like… NC-17 scary. And I think that’s hilarious. As my homegirl Sharon Needles says, “When in doubt, freak ‘em out!”

Gayvid Lynch Porn

Today I stumbled upon a video that’s basically what David Lynch would be if he stopped being a horny old straight man filming lesbo sex all the time and became a horny old gay man filming homo sex all the time! And it’s in 3D! Although I’m still not sure how 3D porn works yet when you are watching it on a computer, watching the 3D version without glasses adds a unique element to the scene that makers it all the more creepy!

Gayvid Lynch Porn

Like all David Lynch’s movies, this scene doesn’t really have a plot. But it does have a very focused style that I’d appreciate even if the guy in the video wasn’t so sexy. Most of the video consists of this dude jacking off on a couch with a monkey mask on and a little dog in the background. But with the creepy music and surprising close-up shots, this video is definitely worth talking about. Especially if you’re in the mood to get freaked the fuck out for Halloween!

Thanks, SexySpaceBoy… now change your name to Gayvid Lynch!


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