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by Cilantro Che Guevara

I don’t think gay porn can get any more XXX than this. I guess the only way to up the ante beyond today’s video would be to snake a camera up a dick’s urethra, all the way into the ball sack to document the actual creation of a man’s jizz, but would that even classify as porn? Anyway, this video definitely DOES classify as porn… I present to you “Up Close and Porn-sonal”!

Cum Up Close

At first this video reminded me of those fun little picture games I used to read in kids’ magazines, where they give you a super zoomed in photo and it’s your job to guess what it is! If the opening frame of this video was in Highlights for Children, for instance, I would probably say it was a baked apple split in half or a jelly donut!

Cum Up Close

This one looks like a Thomas Kinkade landscape with waterfall.

Cum Up Close

This one looks like a Power Ranger.

Cum Up Close

This one looks like… wait, is that cumshot in the shape of the Virgin Mary?!

Luckily with all of the dick that I have sucked since I graduated from being an avid Highlights reader, I knew immediately that this video was a collection of images showing what a man sees right before he engulfs a delicious cock into his mouth! I had seen it many times before, but never really thought about it since the time period I spend looking at a naked dick being in my face lasts less than a half a second before I see the guy’s pubes in my eye lashes.

Shout out to blondbro for this video.

@CockyCilantro


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