While you wait for CockyBoys‘ new movie, A Thing of Beauty, Colby Keller will hug your penis. Yes, it’s true — the Colby Keller paper penis hugger doll (that’s Colby like Cheese and Keller like Helen) is available to make in your very own home for free as long as you have a printer and a cock girth of no more than 5 inches. However, you can find special instructions for super thick dicks by scrolling down to the comments sections on the website of Colby Kokigami artist, J. Bone.

It appears those dolls have actually been around since 2010, so what else has Colby been up to besides making self-directed eroti-docs with Beauty co-star Dale Cooper? I checked out his personal website, the Big Shoe Diaries, to find out. It looks like he’s just being the small-town lumberjack kind of guy that he is…

…challenging your theories that rednecks can’t be hot, buying camouflage at thrift stores…

…flexing his muscles at the YMCA…

…hanging out in the Arkansas river valley…

…and reading up on log cabin Democrats…

To watch the trailer for Colby’s new movie premiering this week at CockyBoys, A Thing of Beauty, click here.