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by Nick Swallow

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Chris Harder lives the kind of life most of us can only fantasise about- spending his days working out, modelling dildos, getting tattooed and eyeing up boys in the street while sucking on a low-fat latte- and then his evenings getting his dick sucked in nightclubs while a crowd watches, or dancing and strutting his way along a packed bar while he thrusts his bubble butt in appreciate faces. His latest blog post takes us a on journey through one very ordinary Monday (for him). My favorite paragraph had to be:

“Now about that sex show… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you can CUM in a gay club (like literally maintain an erection and shoot a load) with cheesy Katie Perry remixes blasting in your ears, gawking twenty two old’s giggling and pointing, and Jake Bass suddenly sitting right in your eye line and texting on his phone, well my friend, you can cum anywhere. In fact, if you bring me evidence of such a feat, like maybe an angry tweet from Mr. Bass saying something along the lines of, “some basic bitch just shot in my face #lame,” I’ll let you cum in my house.”

Go check the whole thing out now!


    what a horny little devil.

    SpunkRat31
    June 9th, 2014 11:58 pm

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