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by Cilantro Che Guevara

Times Square Fuck Show

Welcome to The Daily Jerk Off, our daily column bringing you the hottest gay porn videos on the web.  Thanks to our highly evolved gay porn detective crew, we have scoured the darkest corners of the WWW (mostly xTube) and have scientifically determined you’re bound to bust a nut in this section of The Cocky Beast.  And if you think that’s unlikely, then how did you end up here in the first place?  Maybe you’re thinking you might be bi or gay.  Well if one thing’s for sure, this is the place to find out.

When I first moved to Brooklyn, everyone kept telling me, “Why are you moving to Brooklyn?  If I was moving to New York, surely I would want to live right in the center of it all!  Did you ever think about living in Times Square?”

Well maybe, but unfortunately I don’t like Disneyland enough to want to spend more than a couple hours there so chances are I wouldn’t like my living space to be sandwiched in between the MTV studios and a Mamma Mia! billboard.  But that’s just me.  Besides, I have never met a single person who has told me they “live in Times Square” so for a while I thought it was just offices, billboards, roller coasters, and animatronic puppets.  But then I discovered this little video and changed my mind about Times Square.

Times Square Fuck Show

How hot would it be to fuck your boyfriend right in front of a wall of windows facing all the Times Square action?  That’s basically like making a porn in itself, so when these guys actually filmed it as well, it was like a 3D violation of privacy.  So that’s okay in my book, and now I’m thinking I should start looking for apartments to rent on Times Square Boulevard or whatever it’s called.

This video was created by xTube user sewperman, a dude who is obviously reaping the benefits of his Times Square sun-drenched 1BR. Does anybody know what the real estate market is like in this “neighborhood”? I’d imagine it’s pretty cheap since nobody knows you can actually live there. Anyway, what I really like about sewperman’s style is how he puts a whole superhero comic book theme in his videos (as you can see in the above screen cap). And I think it works especially well in gay porn (with Daft Punk soundtrack). By the end of it, I was kind of hoping the two fuck buddies would be cumming lazers at each other and the pedestrians below. Guess we’ll have to wait for the guaranteed sequels and reboots!

(via sewperman)


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