I have no idea what’s up with the gay porn industry… when a weird, bestselling straight porn thing makes a dent on pop culture, how in the hell is there not a gay porn spin-off of it already? Especially with the title “Fifty Shades of Grey” — which is suspiciously easy to twist into gay innuendo — where the hell is “Fifty Shades of Gay”? Maybe I just haven’t researched enough to find something in development, but it makes me feel like I’m a marketing genius!
However… I did find a little video on xTube titled “50 Loads” that I’m almost positive will give any man the same sexual satisfaction all the soccer moms are getting right now with that series. And instead of having to slog through a million pages to get to the juicy parts, all you gotta do is watch your computer for a minute. Anyway, here is “Fifty Loads of Gay”: