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HEEEERE's JOHNNY...er...Brodie!

Who could forget the insta-classic BORN TO FUCK from Cocky Boys? Certainly not you gays, as you made it the #1 best-selling gay DVD on the JRL charts. If the name BORN TO FUCK isn’t ringing a bell (read: if you are RETARDED), surely you remember this fine fellow:

Sebastian Motherfuckin Young!

Sebastian Motherfuckin' Young!

Well, apparently being born to fuck wasn’t enough for the Horndogs of America (TM)…Cocky Boys is back with “FIRST TIME FUCKED,” a collection of typically top Cocky Boys getting their little assholes pounded. Yes, for the low price of three easy payments of $99.99*, you can witness such cocky hotties as: Brodie Sinclair, Wolf Hudson–

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Cocky Boy's Brodie Sinclair

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Cocky Boy's Jesse Santana

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Cocky Boy's MJ Taylor

–sorry, my transmission got interrupted by too much HOTNESS! Oh and *it’s not actually three easy payments of $99.99. I’ve just been watching too many infommercials. :P

SCENE UNO! Brodie Sinclair gets fucked by RC Ryan!

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

SCENE TWO-O: Wolf Hudson gets fucked by Jesse Santana…(and loves it!)

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

cocky boys first time fucked dvd

Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

SCENE THREE: Bobby Clark gets fucked by MJ Taylor

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

Scene FOUR: Jarred King gets fucked by Eric Blaine!

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

Scene 5: Derrick Vinyard gets fucked by Dante!

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Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked

Okay…it’s almost 5AM…but I just had to share the good news. And the fact that I blew three loads in one hour from watching Born to Fuck–can only imagine what First Time Fucked has in store. Off to dreamland…*zzzzz*

BUY FIRST TIME FUCKED aka GUARANTEE YOURSELF MANY A BUSTED NUT.


    What happened to Sebastion Young? Does anybody know if he’s out of the pokey yet?? I miss him! x

    hayden hennessy
    January 7th, 2010 4:33 am

    Probably best avoided if this DVD going to be technically as bad as “Born to Fuck”. That release had the simply the worst picture quality I’ve seen for a very long time (very low resolution, soft focus and motion blurring – it must have been shot on some really cheap domestic camera and / or incorrectly bit rate transferred to DVD). I don’t think even as a dedicated Jesse Santana fan I’ll risk my cash on this studio’s output again.

    Nigel
    January 9th, 2010 9:48 am

    Nigel,

    Maybe you got a bad copy of the DVD or something…my copy has excellent quality…

    Brian

    January 11th, 2010 11:32 am

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