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by Benny Morecock

Since the beginning of time, beds have been great places to fuck in. However, sometimes beds are not readily available, not exciting enough, or both. Sometimes a couple wants to break off from having sweet, convenient honeymoon lesbian sex and try something different. If you are me, you have done it several times in public bathroom stalls, a couple times on the roof of an apartment building, and one time behind a DJ booth at a club. In order to first graduate from bed-fucking, though, I had to start small and first experimented by fucking on the floor.

Fuckin' on the Floor

Fucking on the floor is like riding a bike with training wheels, braving a kiddie coaster at an amusement park, smoking weed before smoking crack. You gotta start somewhere, so why not begin your adventure two feet below the mattress you are comfortable with and do it on the floor?

Fuckin' on the Floor

There’s something super erotic about floor fucking for the first time. Many times it happens on accident, like you and your partner fall off the bed or your roommate/other boyfriend is already occupying the bed and your sex drive is too high to be picky. That is what happened the first time I fucked on the floor — I met a guy at this party who was in an open relationship with a live-in boyfriend, and the live-in boyfriend had also found a fuck buddy for the night and had beaten us back to the room. So we spread a comforter on the floor and we fucked right there. I can still feel that hardwood floor knocking into my head like it was a basketball or something.

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