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by Benny Morecock

Have you ever wondered what it looks like when a dick cums in reverse? Well, today’s your lucky day.

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FAIR WARNING, though! Watching a dick cum in reverse is not the same thing as watching those cutesy little time lapse videos on YouTube of a house being constructed and deconstructed over the course of a minute. No way, it’s actually more like watching a video of a toddler puking in reverse after drinking four gallons of vodka!

If you still can’t figure out what I’m talking about, you certainly will after you watch the video. Because after I saw a glorious dick cumming in reverse, I’m just going to go out on a limb and declare that jerking off is by far the MOST POWERFUL RELEASE A MAN CAN HAVE! And I never really knew that until I saw a dude’s milky climax flying through the air and then swallowed back up inside his piss slit.

I want to say it was painful to watch, but that doesn’t make sense. It would just be the weirdest thing ever if cumming in reverse could happen in real life… the initial hard-on, the tremendous build-up, the tipping point, the orgasm, the satisfying release… and then all of your jizz suddenly being slurped back inside you, the whole process deconstructed, and then you are back to having that frustrating hard-on. Another good comparison is finishing a 5,000 page college thesis, your computer crashes, and then you have to start the whole thing over.

For some reason, though, I still find it erotic. And for some other reason that kind of freaks me out, I started uncontrollably laughing about 10 seconds in. Hmm.

Kudos to XTube user BGDsperminator, especially for the silly soundtrack used. It kind of sounds like the music they used for the early ’90s floppy disk version of Lemmings.

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