Derrr…for all of the crazy promoting that I did earlier, I totally forgot to actually mention that HOUSE BOY IS NOW AVAILABLE. It’s sold out in Europe (see New Sex Machine , the newest member of our blog family, for details). Just in case you didn’t hear me the first time, I’ll say it again. HOUSE BOY IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE YOU TWATWAFFLES. Why aren’t you buying it? Need convincing? Follow me.