In an effort to validate my self-worth within Googledom, I googled myself (“Morecock”), to see if I was deemed worthy enough by Google’s search engine algorithms to be listed within a non-insulting number of pages. I got page four– not too bad.
Through this process, I may have found an estranged brother… Jonas Morecock? From The House of Morecock. If he is my kin, he’s certainly well-endowed enough to make me proud. We’ll pretend for a moment that he’s not a fictional, animated character… At which point, I wouldn’t want him to be my brother, that way I could fuck him…. I’m thinking about this way too hard…
Click on of these pictures to see a cute free trailer. I’m still not sure which character is Mr. Morecock, but honestly I don’t think it’s that important.