As I perused the selection of photos big dick bastion It’s Gonna Hurt has to offer, I came across some pre-captioned gems that I’d like to share with you now. Get ready, ’cause it’s gonna hurt…your ribs from laughing so hard! Or not. Yeah, or not. Seriously, what is this?

I mean, yeah, Castro has a huge fuckin’ wang, and the entirety of the It’s Gonna Hurt site is amazing and never a let-down (seriously, I’ve yet to see a cock smaller than 8 inches on there)…but what is this captioning crap? *shakes head*

Oh, and here’s something fun for you to try:

Create your own FACEinHOLE