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by Cilantro Che Guevara

Welcome to The Daily Jerk Off, our daily column bringing you the hottest gay porn videos on the web. Thanks to our highly evolved gay porn detective crew, we have scoured the darkest corners of the WWW (mostly xTube) and have scientifically determined you’re bound to bust a nut in this section of The Cocky Beast. And if you think that’s unlikely, then how did you end up here in the first place? Maybe you’re thinking you might be bi or gay. Well if one thing’s for sure, this is the place to find out.

One thing that is kind of weird about having a dick thrusting up your asshole is that there is no G spot like a vagina has. I don’t know how a G spot works, but I’m assuming it’s the female equivalent to a cock head — the most sensitive part of a cock or a vaj guaranteed to make you climax more than anywhere else. So what are you supposed to do if you don’t have a vagina but still want a dick inside you somehow? The answer is sodomy obvs, but doesn’t that kind of hurt?

Well all guys have a secret spot on the asshole called the P spot, for prostate, that definitely helps assist in this hilarious matter. However, it’s more of a sexual enhancer rather than a producer, so chances are if you have bottomed for a guy, you have at some point furiously jerked off your dick to achieve orgasm while a dick is inside you. You would think this would be unfair, but if your man is a truly worth keeping, he will jerk your dick off for you while he’s fucking you. And it’s amazing.

Not only do you get to be fucked in the P spot, but you also get a handjob out of the deal. That’s like having sex two different ways simultaneouosly… and you don’t even have to DP.

This video by sleepwithsam really called this phenomenon to my attention. It’s almost like the bottom is having a full on orgy with only one other guy, and you can’t help but feel envious of him. At the same time, the top not only gets to fuck his man, but he also gets to feel his man’s cock. This whole situation is a double win for both parties, and I think we can all learn a lot from sleepwithsam.

(via sleepwithsam.)


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