The newest CockyBoys, Zach and Asher, are paired together in a recent release to “break each other in” and they do just that with smiles, ass-slapping, and a creaky bench. The conversation on the front porch is so classically male. At this point, I don’t know which one is which, but that’s OK, I keep giggling like a schoolgirl watching them take out their dicks and discuss how they like to suck cock. I sure hope funny is what they’re going for, because it’s working for them and for me. It reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite MM Romance novels. Thing is, I can actually see two guys doing this in real life. Zach and Asher are cracking me up!
The Dark Ones, as I’ve taken to calling them in my head, get a little serious as they move their way to the bedroom… but wait, there’s no bed? Oh, they’re just gonna sit on that pretty bench and take their clothes off. Nope, they’re gonna fuck right there on the bench. I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the bench to come crashing to the floor by the weight of two heavy cocks. The Dark Ones aren’t holding back. The Dark One who’s never been with another man clearly has no reservations about diving dick-first into the other’s ass. Look at his form. There is some seriously sexy body positions and hot fucking happening on the delicate bench, which seems to be holding its own. When a Dark One says, “Get back down here,” my heart stopped beating and my skin started to tingle. That is but one example of the steamy dialogue you can expect to hear in this scene.
Whether the bench succumbed to the weight of the Dark Ones we may never know, but apparently they needed some fresh air and moved their shenanigans outside for some ass-slapping sex, culminating in *spoiler alert* a simultaneous cumshot on their own chests. I don’t think porn is supposed to be funny but the Dark Ones kept me hot and giggling the entire time. The youth, the naiveté, the cocky little smiles from each, are utterly adorable and I think we can expect some fun scenes in the future.
I still don’t know which Dark One is Asher and which is Zach. Seriously, by this time in a CockyBoy’s career I would have befriended him on Twitter, gotten to know his darkest desires, and made him my new GBFF, but the Dark Ones are missing from my online universe and I don’t yet know who’s who. Jake, are you trying to keep them from me? Is it about mystery and intrigue? You have to share! Don’t worry; I’ll be keeping my sights set on them in the future.
You can watch the scene in its entirety over at CockyBoys.
Jin Reads is a mathematician, a mom, and a nighttime gay porn enthusiast. She loves technical jargon and erotic gay fiction. While “The Dark Ones” have yet to find their way on to Twitter, you can follow Jin here: @JinReads