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by Cilantro Che Guevara

In case you’re not aware, CockyBoys Levi Karter and Ricky Roman are temporarily living together right now in an apartment we’ll call “The Cocky Mansion” located in south Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Inside, you’ll probably see exactly what you’d expect to see in a place called “The Cocky Mansion” — a revolving door of hot naked boys, kitchen drawers filled with nothing but candy and protein powder, and a wall-to-floor-to-ceiling Jackson Pollock painting of sperm everywhere.

In this episode of “The Cocky Mansion,” hunky Ricky Roman reveals a little secret for eager viewers wondering how he got such a bangin’ bod and jiggly ass — a special protein shake concoction! For the bod, he drinks a shake made of protein powder, baby bananas, blueberries, and milk (because he likes that “fatty fat fat”), and for the jiggly ass, all he does is put the concoction in the blender and hang on as his entire body vibrates for a minute.

Budding filmmaker Levi Karter shot this video and conducted the interview with Ricky, giving the food network a run for its money. With Paula Deen nixed, I think the combination of Levi and Ricky could be a welcome replacement.


    Well, now at least I know who didn’t wash my blender!

    Nick
    July 8th, 2013 1:34 pm

    Luvin the shake mustache. Wonder what other adventures you get up to we need to see. Giggle giggle

    Lisa
    July 8th, 2013 5:01 pm

    […] Learn How to Make a Protein Shake with Ricky Roman […]

    July 8th, 2013 9:12 pm

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