Apparently there existed a time before I entered the blogosphere. Crazy, I know. It was probably a sad, dark time. Hell, before I even realized I was gay (oh naive little Brian, wondering why he got sick when his girlfriend wanted to do more than kiss…), there was mad gay action going on on the internet. My last post on legendary Joe Gage’s DAD TAKES A FISHING TRIP got me thinkin’. About ages. And time. Let’s all sing along now: IF I COULD TURN BACK TI-IMMEEEE.
So I decided to do some undercover research. Lo and behold, I unearthed the very first porn pictures of both Pierre Fitch and Jessy Karson. It’s hilarious.
With regards to Jessy: “The day after he turned eighteen, Jessy started working at a local gay strip club, and 3 days later, he was in front of our camera.” His shoot was posted on Valentine’s Day 2005. I was…hm. I was 17, I believe. Oh sorry, is my age showing again? *runs back to the crib where he belongs*
Pierre’s shoot was posted in May 2003. I was 15. Pretty sure not even legally allowed to watch porn. My favorite thing about Pierre in these pics is that he doesn’t have his Knockout-era badboy smirk. He’s got the hat/tats/chains of a bad boy, and he does the BDS in one pic, but he SMILES that cute and dopey smile in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE. “Little Pierre is quite a character, always full of surprises. Try to make this boy stop smiling and laughing and you’re fighting an uphill battle.” He can’t get over how happy he is. Unless…unless he’s nervous! Imagine. Pierre Fitch, nervous! Ha! Ha! What.