Hey fellow pornsters! Please allow me, Benny Morecock, to officially welcome you to my blog. So, instead of a formal introduction and that nonsense, I think it’ll be easiest if I just pull up my bio…
“Benny Morecock here, manager of Studmall.com. I love my job—I spend most of my day watching porn (and get paid for it). Everyone should have this much cock in their day (seriously, I think the world would be a much happier place). Well, I’m sharing some of my gift with you, cuz there’s only so much jacking off I can do in one day, and I have access to enough porn to jack off a small country… so, ENJOY!”
There’s a conversation starter. I mean, who doesn’t love Pierre Fitch? And I have to say, Pierre has one of the prettiest cocks I’ve ever seen. It’s gigantic, and he’s really an expert at using it. If you want to know what I’m talking about, watch the gay porn DVD Knockout.
Want more? Here’s a peak at the back cover:
This is one of the hottest movies I’ve seen in a while. Aside from the fact that Pierre is a big-dicked stud, this movie has the best scenes from all his other movies, with a brand new scene in which he gets interviewed, then he shows us some of his new boxing moves (did I mention he’s turned into a kickboxer?), then we get to watch him pound his new boy toy… The best part of the movie is you get to see all the sexual stages he’s gone through in his carreer– when Pierre was young he was a big greedy bottom, then you see him as he gets older and turns into an aggressive top, and finally he turns into a hot, tattooed jock stud. He’s kind of the all-in-one boy that you can go crazy with in bed…. not that I’d know *sigh*
So anyway, in honor of Pierre:
I’ve dedicated my blog header to him… If you’re reading this Pierre, that shows how much I love you… Please call me! *girlish scream*
Here’s some more Pierre:
So, are you wondering how I have access to so many hot, exclusive photos of Pierre? (Seriously, the only other person that has these photos is Brian Ritz on studmuffinblog.com). Well, two reasons, actually… One: it’s my job! Two: The photographer is actually a friend of mine, Joe Oppedisano. He does really great, high-fashion/erotic photography. Check out some of his work:
I sell his book on Studmall…. check out Joe O’s Book, Uncensored:
Anyway, stay tuned for MORE COCK! (Do you get the pun?… Get it?…. Benny…. MORECOCK?! I know, I’m really hilarious)… It’s my honor to share my huge arsenal of gay porn with you… and if you feel the need to buy any of it, I’m happy to offer you the cheapest prices on Studmall.com. Right now I only have that DVD website, but I’m also working on building a V.O.D. website, where you can stream gay porn videos and pay per minute. It’s gonna be pretty awesome.
Anyway, till next time, my fellow pornsters!
Bringin’ You More Cock