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by Nick Swallow

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves a Serious Problem. The Gay Epidemic is sweeping into even the manliest of arenas (pun intended): sports. Don’t believe me? HuffPo did a documentation on the phenomenon. You can see all the images of straight athletes engaging in gay sex acts here.

Ugh. We must shut down this epidemic of homosexuality! I mean, seriously, our children look up to these pro athletes! They idolize them! And now that pictures of evident buttsecks and gay acts are on the Internet…well, we’re all fucked.

See you in the locker room.

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