We came across this charming article on Gizmodo about how to take a flawless selfie pic, with particular emphasis on your dick, and thought we’d share it with your fair self.
One point I have to disagree with though- they talk about how you should never send a picture of your erect penis to someone- it spoils the mystery apparently. Well, speaking as someone who has received a fair number of erect penis pictures, I have to say it hasn’t spoiled any mystery on my end. In fact it’s usually got me excited to experience the thing in real life- because it means I won’t be diving my hand into a guys underwear and coming out with an underwhelming wiener. It sounds harsh, but a decent erect cock pic can take the disappointment out of a sex life!
So the message from me is: SEND MORE HOT HARD COCK PICS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND STRANGERS!!!