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by Carrie Bradshit

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The only way I can think to describe the words that spill out of your mouth during sex is when I was at Christian boot camp when I was thirteen and saw a woman speaking in tongues to Jesus for the first time. It was spontaneous, uncontrollable, and somehow… beautiful? Thanks to this video I found on eFukt, we have been given a compilation of the most beautiful things that can pop out of your mouth when your cherry is getting popped. You can watch the whole video here, but here’s some of the highlights:

1. Sometimes we can be poetic.

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“My juices are like sweet nectar dripping down fresh ripened fruit in the hot summer sun.”

2. Sometimes our bad hair days can manifest themselves.

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“I’m going to cut my fucking hair off and fuck it.”

3. Sometimes we can be intelligent.

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“You’re Eurotrash, look at you. You represent your country very well.”

“Actually, it’s not a country. It’s a union.”

4. Sometimes we can get hungry halfway through.

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“I want you to fry like fucking bacon!”

5. Sometimes we actually do speak in tongues to Jesus.

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“You can fuck bark in the fire truck there.”

Runner Up: “Every time a fish lands in my belly, I believe I can fly.”

I sure wish I could find a video to hear the beautiful things guys say when they fuck besides “spear chucker.” So why don’t y’all leave some of your own sayings in the comments? But then again, I also have a whole library of sexy Jake Bass-isms to choose from over at CockyBoys.

You can follow me on Twitter here: @CarrieBradshit


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