Since I can’t yet afford a video camera and my AVID free trial subscription ends in like 5 days, I figured I would try my hand at “art porn,” layering found video footage over found audio footage. That’s still art, right? Kind of like The Blair Witch Project.

Well, here it is. I decided to call it “Butt Clap.”

Be on the lookout for my post on brand new CockyBoys stud Dillon Rossi fucking Max Ryder. Dillon’s a new celebrity, so you better be one of the cool kids and get in on it before he achieves Lindsay Lohan status!

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