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by Nick Swallow

The last time I jerked off to Cockyboys, in the messy, beautiful come down that follows a perfectly nice orgasm, a thought stuck me (from out of left-field or my left ball, who knows?)- but I found myself considering. what exactly makes a good porn scene? I know it when I see it, but what’s the magic mix of porn ingredients that make it happen? The more I thought about it the more I realised what makes a hot scene for myself personally, and I thought I’d share it with my fellow Cockybeasters…

1

The models are totally into each other

There’s nothing that can spoil a mood quicker than two models who are obviously not into each other- you can see it in their eyes, in their body language and sometimes even in their floppy cock. When two guys aren’t feeling each other they’re going through the motions and it shows, sometimes painfully.

Thankfully the better studios out there only pair guys together who have already expressed an attraction to each other- and from that enlightened logic some hot fruit springs forth- such as this sizzling, ball emptying scene from the Cockyboys vaults between Colby Keller & Gabriel Clark. You can see the sexual energy zinging between the two of them, as they take turns flip fucking each other- which I think is one of the ultimate signs of attraction; you desire to be inside your man and want him inside you too- an expression of pure want, need and lust.

2

A viewers fantasy comes true

It’s a thing of beauty when one of your personal fantasies coincides with a porn actors. When Anthony Romero expressed to Cockyboys that he had a fantasy of being tied and fucked by a stranger, they shrugged their shoulders, made a call and simply made it happen. Gabriel Clark (he gets around!) is the lucky stranger who walks into Anthony’s hotel room and screws the living daylights out of him- fulfilling one man’s fantasy beautifully and sharing the experience with the rest of us.

Scenes like this fire the imagination, as other people step outside their comfort zones on our behalf and show us the sexy results of our inner most fantasies. This way, even if we don’t act on our own impulses we get to see (and furiously jerk-off to!) the whole experience nevertheless..

3

The men are nice. And hot. 

Yes, it’s as shallow as a puddle, but porn is a fantasy and the men I’m watching having sex? Well, they gotta be hot dude! Porn is after all a fantasy, and I want to watch men that either provoke me mentally or visually. What do I mean by mentally? Well, he might not have cheekbones that you could skin a cat with, but you can tell that he’s a good person- which is a massive turn on for me. Who wants to imagine sex with an arrogant, conceited douche? (You, there, put your hand down!).

OK, yes, sometimes the arrogant dicks can be hot to watch simply for their showmanship, but in my day-to-day porn habits I want to watch nice people having sex. And if they’re super hot? Then BONUS! Examples that spring to mind are Dillon Rossi- handsome, an amazing six pack and a smile that melts the heart with its openness. Bravo Delta? Apart from that face he has a toned, hairy chest and a thick, long dick- and you know he’d also help you fix your computer when it breaks down, ‘cos he’s just that kinda guy. I could go on, through the whole Cockyboys stable, but you get the picture.

4

The lighting

This might seem a big obscure, but I find lighting in a scene really important. Natural is always best, such as when there’s sunlight streaming through a hotel room window that softens edges, glints off six packs and warms all the naked skin writhing around. Too many studios use cold, harsh lighting that takes away from the human aspect- it sort of strips the naturalness away from the sex, turning it into a mechanical, less enjoyable thing. When it’s right, lighting is like a second director in the scene, emphasising muscle tone, casting moody shadows across a face in mid-climax and generally setting the mood just right…

And there’s my thoughts. What do you think? Let me know in the comments below.


    Beautifully said. All of this. thanks <3

    Lizzie
    January 16th, 2014 12:38 pm

    I cannot agree more about your points, nothing turns me off about a scene then lack of chemistry usually emphasised by LDS or what I call limp dick syndrome

    Iltman
    January 17th, 2014 11:41 am

    MORE scenes with RIMMING would be great.

    noel1953
    January 20th, 2014 9:29 am

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